Lives: Key West, Florida
Occupation: Server
Age: 21
Born: May 27
Ht: five’five”
Wt: 120 plows
Brassieres: 34D
Lingerie: Straps
Anal invasion: I’ll do it if u’re down
BJs: I am the head slaver
Wank: Not actually

People do not live in Key West, do they? Isn’t everyone there on vacation, listening to Jimmy Buffett and deep-throating back margaritas? Well, Kimmy lives there, but u’ll watch that growing up in the southernmost point on the US mainland gave her an interesting life.

When we ask women if they have any exclusive hobbies, they usually react that they can hula-hoop, or that they’re superb singers. We begged Key West native Kimmy what this babe does well. “I can make a 3 leaf clover form with my tongue. Oh, and I used to be a professional wakeboarder.” That means that Kimmy spent lots of time in the water. “I have had so much hookup in the ocean and on boats, it is not even laughable. But u know what? I lost my virginity in a video theater. How laughable is that? If u’re not in the water in The Keys, there aren’t tons of other places to drape out if u’re underneath 21.”

“I am the head slaver. Seriously, I am the most excellent at giving head. And spitters are quitters, so I always drink. I’ll defiance any female to a suck-off competition!”