And now for something completely different: Nikky Wilder getting body painted by one of our talented makeup stylists. You'll see this in speeded-up motion and in less than 30 seconds. The Flash has nothing on us. It's always football season at XL Girls, and Nikky is packing some mighty big footballs. "I'd get a lot of cheers," says Nikky, who's a Seattle Seahawks fan and walking Seahawks encyclopedia. And you probably thought that chicks don't know football. This blonde honey does. Unfortunately, all good things must go down the drain, so Nikky hits the showers and washes off her footballs. When that's done, she uses the showerhead to score a winning touchdown. Here's a gal you'd like to rush, intercept and tackle. And you'll never have to worry about "deflategate."